fish want me, women fear me unisex sweatshirt

this cursed aquatic flex shirt lets the world know where you stand in the food chain—somewhere between irresistible to fish and absolutely terrifying to all women (me too, don't worry). featuring a Freaky Fish, this tee is perfect for fish freakers and those with wildly unchecked confidence.

product features
- made from a comfortable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend, ideal for cooler weather
- designed without side seams for a sleek, attractive look
- ribbed knit collar keeps its shape and adds elasticity
- ethically produced with 100% US-grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes.

care instructions
- machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- tumble dry: low heat
- do not iron
- do not dryclean