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give me your service weapon unisex sweatshirt
give me your service weapon unisex sweatshirt
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they’re small. they’re deranged. and they want your firearm. this mildly concerning shirt features funky siamese cats with absolutely no business asking for a service weapon—but they’re doing it anyway. unhinged, adorable, and illegal. comply immediately. and try not to wear this while you're getting pulled over. the cops probably won't appreciate it.
product features
- made from a comfortable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend, ideal for cooler weather
- designed without side seams for a sleek, attractive look
- ribbed knit collar keeps its shape and adds elasticity
- ethically produced with 100% US-grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes.
care instructions
- machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- tumble dry: low heat
- do not iron
- do not dryclean
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